sick..

我生病了..
好辛苦..
发烧一直都不会退..
药力一过又发烧..
晕..

今天没去学校..
我要的一百巴仙出席率，
泡汤了..

明天是家长日..
晕x2..

Applied mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

mart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETICS

mart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATHA

man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA

woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, butmarried men are a lot more willing to die.


MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA

woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


COMPREHENSION

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

happy birthday to me^^

今天我十九岁了..

开心指数：
早上-10%
中午-70%
晚上-30%

很感谢朋友们为我准备的一切..
谢谢大家的劳心劳力..
我很感激..
哈哈..

一大清早，
就在pelangi等候我们大家的偶像-俗称 limzai (诗杰）的来临..
我独自一人乘坐他车门坏一边的车到leisure mall会见大家..
哈哈哈..
希望他的粉丝团不要来找我算账..

到了那里，
大家也纷纷来临..
我们便开始我们的活动-打保龄球..
我的偶像真是帅到........................
哈哈..
大家都为他喝彩尖叫..

过后我们转移阵地..
到熟悉的红盒子高歌多曲..
我和小昌乘坐偶像的车，
率先抵达目的地...
一进门只见恭候多时的kensen和慧恩两人尴尬地坐在那里..
哈哈..真是很好笑..
其他坐别辆车的人也来了，
我们就开始“厮杀”..

kensen的大嗓子真的让我们有快被杀的感觉..
哈哈..
我蛮担心我的耳膜会被他震破的..
哈哈..
当然也少不了我美味可口的蛋糕..
巧克力+水果..赞！！

特别感谢：
jiachang
jiayie
xiangyi
jialer
huien
cheausuang
yixiang
jianzi
xianhui
shijie
loongshin
ah ben
yewkit
kensen
wenxiang
nicholas

感谢：
sharon
yenyen
yining
see thor
bon bon
fheifhen
swee lee
chin guan
li yew
yin hui
sumin
peiwoon
adeline
kim leong

谢谢大家！！

p/s:照片等有机会时会放上来的..哈哈..