2008年9月29日星期一

还我ssi~




这是陪伴了我了七年的校园..
如今用“废墟”来形容它一点也不为过吧..


让我最感触的建筑物是那排makmal sains..
想当年中五的时候,
它可是陪了我们渡过不少快乐的日子..
我们=倩,昌,徒,乐,星,豪,龙..等人.
我和昌,徒,
最爱在上fizik节的时候高歌多曲了..
那时无法无天的我们,
时常气得我们的fizik老师puan halimah对着我们破口大骂..
每次想起来都觉得很好笑..
哈哈..

在那间充满回忆的fizik makmal里..
还发生过让人记忆犹新的紫色风暴..
在这场风暴中,
最大的受害者就是司徒本人了..
他的蓝色pengawas上衣,
被无情的紫色荧光笔溅到惨不忍睹..
那天的他还真是可怜..
哈哈..

那么多的美丽回忆..
被铲泥机给一并带走..
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2008年9月25日星期四

Why Ladies today are still single?

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,
have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?


'Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.'

Kids Are Quick Than Adults

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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2008年9月14日星期日

怎么又想起了你..

為什么自己老是不爭氣..
不是答應過自己了嗎?
跟自己說好要忘記你,
不會再想起你的..

剛才在跟昌發信息聊天的時候,
不小心開啟了被我塵封已久的MMS信息箱..
里面存著當初你對我許下的承諾,
承載的是你曾經對我的愛..

我知道自己很笨,
你都已經叫我把那些沒意義的東西洗掉了,
但我做不到,
那些是你帶給我最美好的回憶,
哪怕只是過眼云煙..

心里某個深處的痛有誰懂..
決堤的淚水幾時才能停止..
失去了才知道珍惜..
如果一切還能再重來,
是不是就永遠沒有“后悔”..

大笨蛋..大傻瓜..
你到底幾時才會夢醒?
夢不醒..
心已死..
如同行尸走肉..

痛..
真的很痛..

2008年9月13日星期六

冷冷清清

冷冷清清..
凄凄慘慘凄凄..
今年的中秋真冷清..

以前還沒到中秋節,
我家的小孩(包括本小姐),
都會迫不及待的提燈籠,
跟別的鄰居一起玩..

近幾年,
也許是大家都長大了,
慢慢的不再一起玩蠟燭,
提燈籠了..

今天是中秋節前夕..
我盡然完全沒看到一根蠟燭或一個燈籠..
我家的走廊外,
無比的安靜,
冷清..

要不是這幾天收到朋友們捎來的中秋節信息,
我真的完全把中秋節-這個小時候我最期待的節日,
給忘了..

以前中秋節,
最好玩的就是masak,
或是辦家家酒..
我和鄰居們會就地取材,
常常煮出一些不是人吃的東西..
哈哈..

材料:
菜-落葉(我們通常會去偷采別人家盆栽的葉子..哈哈.)
油-蠟燭溶掉的蠟
鍋-奶粉罐的蓋子
磚塊-用來支撐我們的“鍋",
中間留一些空間來放蠟燭

做法:
愛怎么炒就怎么炒,
只要不要燒掉別人家的屋子就行了^^


好懷念~

中秋節快樂!!

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╰⊙═⊙╯ 送月餅囉 中秋 快 樂

2008年9月7日星期日

在susu家k书的一天


这是susu的二姐..
无意中在她的电脑发现她二姐的照片,
觉得很漂亮..哈哈..

以下是我们两个人的恶心照..
k书k太久后变成的残样..
真是跟susu的二姐成了很大的对比..
哈哈..