Kids Are Quick Than Adults

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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怎么又想起了你..

為什么自己老是不爭氣..
不是答應過自己了嗎？
跟自己說好要忘記你，
不會再想起你的..

剛才在跟昌發信息聊天的時候，
不小心開啟了被我塵封已久的MMS信息箱..
里面存著當初你對我許下的承諾，
承載的是你曾經對我的愛..

我知道自己很笨，
你都已經叫我把那些沒意義的東西洗掉了，
但我做不到，
那些是你帶給我最美好的回憶，
哪怕只是過眼云煙..

心里某個深處的痛有誰懂..
決堤的淚水幾時才能停止..
失去了才知道珍惜..
如果一切還能再重來，
是不是就永遠沒有“后悔”..

大笨蛋..大傻瓜..
你到底幾時才會夢醒？
夢不醒..
心已死..
如同行尸走肉..

痛..
真的很痛..

冷冷清清

冷冷清清..
凄凄慘慘凄凄..
今年的中秋真冷清..

以前還沒到中秋節，
我家的小孩（包括本小姐），
都會迫不及待的提燈籠，
跟別的鄰居一起玩..

近幾年，
也許是大家都長大了，
慢慢的不再一起玩蠟燭，
提燈籠了..

今天是中秋節前夕..
我盡然完全沒看到一根蠟燭或一個燈籠..
我家的走廊外，
無比的安靜，
冷清..

要不是這幾天收到朋友們捎來的中秋節信息，
我真的完全把中秋節-這個小時候我最期待的節日，
給忘了..

以前中秋節，
最好玩的就是masak,
或是辦家家酒..
我和鄰居們會就地取材，
常常煮出一些不是人吃的東西..
哈哈..

材料：
菜-落葉（我們通常會去偷采別人家盆栽的葉子..哈哈.）
油-蠟燭溶掉的蠟
鍋-奶粉罐的蓋子
磚塊-用來支撐我們的“鍋",
中間留一些空間來放蠟燭

做法：
愛怎么炒就怎么炒，
只要不要燒掉別人家的屋子就行了^^


好懷念～

中秋節快樂！！

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在susu家k书的一天

这是susu的二姐..
无意中在她的电脑发现她二姐的照片，
觉得很漂亮..哈哈..

以下是我们两个人的恶心照..
k书k太久后变成的残样..
真是跟susu的二姐成了很大的对比..
哈哈..